In An Elevator, On A Rainy Day

Me: Sucks.

Stranger: Yeah.

Me: It'll clean everything off though. It's been so gross and dirty outside with all the dirty snow and the dirt and such.

Stranger: Yeah, really.

Me (getting off at my floor, thinking to myself): Man, I'm a tool.

Stranger (as I exit, thinking to himself): What a brave fellow to speak with such honesty and conviction.